Reasons why Star Wars is better than the Matrix

Because Yoda REALLY DOES know Kung-Fu.

Mace Windu could kick the crap out of Morpheus, even in the Matrix.

Loose robes are much easier to put on in the morning than tight leather.

Spaceships fly in actual space, not in cramped toilet tubes.

Jedi Knights don't need sunglasses to make them look cool.

Even a kid can understand the Star Wars plot.

The droids and computers do what they tell them to do.

At least OUR clones have nifty armor...even if it isn't good for much.

Because R2-D2 could take down the entire Matrix with one well-timed hack.

Matrix has one The One, and Star Wars has The Chosen One and Obi-One.

Star Wars has Anthony Daniels play a robot - The Matrix has Neo played by a robot.

You don't need pills to understand Yoda's teachings.

Instead of " There is no Spoon " you get " Feel the Power of the Forks ! "

Neo can dodge bullets, but Luke doesn't have to cuz stormtroopers can't shoot!!

It's as if a 1000 male voices cried out at once "Golden Bikini!"

Our wooden acting is more convincing.

Star Wars didn't fall apart after two movies. It took four.

Zion is a bigger craphole than Dagobah.

C-3PO has more facial expressions than Keanu.

It only took one trilogy for The Matrix to go bad.

I don't see any Matrix plush toys, do you?

I didn't want my money back after watching Star Wars.

Yoda's grammar slightly better then Keanu Reeves'

SW Prequel dialogue is at a 5th grade reading level; Keanu Reeves' is at 4th (Whoa).

Star Wars has an ending.

I'm looking forward to seeing Star Wars 3.

People in the Matrix are too optimistic ("He is the One", "I believe in him"), as opposed to Star Wars ("I have a bad feeling about this...").

Un-named background characters in 'Matrix' don't get an action figure and novel.

There's a holiday special! And TWO Ewoks movies!

No-one camps out to see the Matrix.

You need a reason? Did you not see Revolutions?????

Because while watching Revolutions, even appearances from Jar Jar, the Ewoks or Carrie Fisher singing would have been welcomed.

In The Matrix, your name is Mouse. In Star Wars, you're Elan Sleazebaggano.

Like the energizer bunny, star wars keeps going and going. Like a vacuum, the matrix just keeps sucking.

There's at least one good Star Wars game.

'Beneath the Dome' beats 'Animatrix' any day.

Comlinks are SO way cooler than pay phones.

All the emperor has to do is shoot electricity through his fingers and he would short out all the machines.

You don't need a degree in Philosophy to understand the script.

Shorter lines at the theater...

We cloned an awesome Mandalorian bounty hunter, with strong armor, missiles, a jet pack, and dual blaster pistols. They cloned a guy in a suit. 'Nuff said.

Can the Nebuchadnezzar make the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs?

Who needs French curses when you can have your pick of Corellian, Rodian, Huttese..........

The power of the One is insignificant compared to the power of the Force

Neo got killed trying to save Zion, Luke only lost a hand while saving the galaxy!!!

A whiny Anakin is always better then a philosophical Keanu Reeves any day of the week.